KPLI

Congratulation to all my fren...

5 persons from my ofis get the teacher post...

I can say that, this is the circle of life...

They will face a new challenge, new fren, new work life and everything new...

SELAMAT MENDAFTAR CIKGU...

Slamat Ari Gawai Ngagai Semua Bala Dayak

Selamat Ari Gawai ka kita semua,

Arap ka kita sebilik gayu guru, lantang senang, belama-lama ya. Leboh ngintu gawai tu ilak bejimat ka bala ti bejalai jauh ngena jalai alun. Jalai sebedau datai ka Lachau enti kita datai ari Kuching agi benong di "repair". Belubah ka. Anang kelalu Laju. Enti ngantuk singgah ba Pasar Sungai Tenggang makai Itik Pak Lo…. Bak Lachau meli kasam ikan…..uuummmmmmh sedapnya.. Datai ba Simanggang giga ba pasar tamu...ikan Bulu..aisehmen...

Selamat Ari Gawai… Uhhhhhh Ha..

Sa, dua, tiga, empat, lima, enam, tuuuuuujuh!


Enda aku busong ngelangkah gunong,
Enda aku tulah ngelangkah tanah,
Enda aku danjan ngelangkah bulan
Enda aku tumbang ngelangkah bintang!


Kaki aku udah bediri di segi besi belumpong,
Nyawa aku nyapa nyembah di klasah tikai bedong long.
Lengan kanan aku ditanggam beringan lanchum selong,
Pala aku di-bap singkap jalong jabong,
Blakang aku ditinggang seludang baju burong.


Laban aku tu ukai mungkal ukai nanjal,
Aku tu endang niti endang nali,
Baka ijok tampung penduk,
Baka rutan tampung danan,
Baka ira tampung lemba,
Baka wi tampung tali.
Pecah periuk tanah ganti periuk tani,
Padam bulan diganti matahari,
Parai orang ka tuai ganti tubuh kami,
Pambu orang ka dulu ganti kami ka dudi.


Kami tu deka ngintu gawai dayak,
Nitih ka pekat,
ngimbai adat menoa Sarawak,
Ngibun durok kitai bansa,
Negi ka menira adat ugama menoa Malaysia,
Ngambika tampak rita idup bersama di mata dunya.


O….Hoi!


Nya baru aku ngangkat ka kita ke lama udah timpat,
Tinggang urat sebangki api.
Tu baru aku nyungkang kita ke lama udah tumbang,
Tinggang batang tebelian wi.
Aku nyerungkai kita ke lama udah parai,Keranjai indai imbok kedidi.


Tu aku ngangau ka aki kami Sera Gunting,
Ke tau nemuai ngagai gensiring langit kuning.
Ngangau ka tuai benama Begeri,
Ke dulu ngajar kitai beguna ka atau babi,
Laban iya ba indai ka Dara Manis Muka.


Aku ngangau ka aki kami ke benama Sarapoh,
Tuai ke berani nyanda bunoh,
Ringka-ringka ngema benong benda menaga.


Aku ngangau ka Aki kami Pateh Ambau,
Ke datai ari Pangkalan Tabau,
Peling lanting tawang ulih menang bedagang.


Aku mega ngangau ka Gerasi Belang Pinggang,
Seduai Rukok ke Pematak Bala Nyerang.


Aku ngangau ka Petara Betie “Brauh Gumbang”,
Seduai Datu Patinggi Gurang.


Aku ngangau ka Petara Jalir, Petara Gisang,
Petara Geringu, Petara Sumbang.


Aku ngangau ka Petara Gerijih Ai Marang,
Seduai Bangkam ke ngaram ka sampan buong Rajang.


Aku ngangau ka Tindin Pimpin Bragah Ngindang,
Seduai Entingi Keti Aur Tulang.


Aku ngangau ka Rekaya Tom Tajai Ngindang,
Enggau tuai entanak benama Unggang.


Ngangau ka Petara Uyut benama Bedilang,
Petara Atin apai Saang,
Petara Sabok Apai Mang,
Orang Kaya Dana Bayang,
Enggau Chulo bejulok Tarang.


Orang ngasoh aku ngambi ngabang,
Ngambi mansang,
Ngambi makai,
Ngambi nandai !


Kita ka ari ili datai sabuah barong,
Kita ari ulu undor sabuah buong.
Kita ari langit nilik naka rekong,
Kita ari tanah nyengok naka punggong.
Ngabang abis, ngabang lengis,
Betambit pintu, bekaling alu,
Bekaling lantai, bekesai tikai.


Aku ukai ngangau ngapa, ukai ngangau pia,
Aku mai kita ngabang, mai kita mansang,
Mai kita makai, mai kita nandai.
Aku mai piring, mai ading,
Piring penganan, piring penyaran,
Piring Arak, Piring Tuak,
Udah sedia, udah nyengenda,
Ditikai wi, tikai peradani,
Ditikai rutan, tikai bemban.


Kita ke ngabang bakanya mega,
Anang tuboh puang, tuboh sabatang,
Anang mai tuboh murus, tuboh untus,
Tang mai ubat serangkap genap,
Mai batu teruba nemu,
Mai pengaroh gembar tuboh.


Anang engkah ngapa, engkah pia,
Engkah ba piring, engkah ba ading.
Ayan ka ba tegalan,
Lengka ka ba pedara,
Sikap ka di ketupat.
Ngambi ka kena peda, kena tela,
Kena iching, kena perening.
Awak ka kena genggam, kena simpan,
Kena sandoh, kena taroh,
Kena japai kena pegai.


Enggau sampi tu,
Aku Minta kami chelap-embab,
Minta gayu-guru,
Gerai-nyamai,
Bidik-lansik,
Betuah-belimpah,
Kaya-raja,
Aku minta tulang,
Minta pandang,
Minta iching,
Minta perening.


Awak ka kami mudah bulih duit, bulih ringgit,
Bulih padi, bulih puli,
Bulih reta, bulih tengkira,
Bulih setawak, bulih menganak.
Ngambi ka kami jelai rita, manah nama,
Nuchong baka bukit Rabong menoa,
Tinggi baka langit nungkat neraja,
Terang baka pandang bulan purnama.

Nya alai dinga ka kangau anak mensia, kangau anak uda,
Minta tulong, minta sukong kita.


Oooooohaaaaaa !!!

Psychopath Answer

Still remember this IQ test????

So here are the answer for Psychopath...the answer that my psychologist wannabe been waitin for...sori for keeping so long...

But before that, let me refresh the question:

"A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did Not know. She thought this guy was amazing.. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister."

Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?

So this are the answers from my followers:

My Psychologist Wannabe: maybe that mysterious guy are her sister boyfriend? or only a friend. or that women already insane?

Princess: i think the answer is... the same as your answer that u wil give 1 week after this. :P

Indai Wai: cos her sister kept de secret dat the guy was actually her late mother's boifren mwahahahahaha

Hhmmmm...you will never expect...So the real answer was:

"She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again."

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly.

If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.

If you got the answer correct, please let me know and GET OFF from my life...hahahahaha

.:100 TRUTHS:. by Datin Rock

Now lets get started...

.:100 TRUTHS:.

WHAT WAS YOUR:

1. Last beverage: Kupi o Peng

2. Last phone call: Sulu

3. Last text message: Sulu

4. Last song you listened to: Your Guardian Angel

5. Last time you cried:

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice: never...tp mok jua coba...

7. Been cheated on: HELL YES!

8. Kissed someone & regretted it: YES! & nope *evil laugh*

9. Lost someone special: YES!

10. Been depressed: when never get da expected answer

11. Been drunk and threw up: hehehe...lalalalala

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:

12. Blue

13. pink

14. White

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)

15. Made a new friend: yeah..a lot..

16. Fallen out of love: ahah!

17. Laughed until you cried: but i do make it to others

18. Met someone who changed you: YEPP..

19. Found out who your true friends were: currently 1 dats alwaz beside me

20. Found out someone was talking about you: UUUU...YES!

21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: nopee...

22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: never count it...alwaz frens

23. How many kids do you want to have: hmmm...as long girls

24. Do you have any pets: Yup!

25. Do you want to change your name: NEVER...

26. What did you do for your last birthday: Alone :(

27. What time did you wake up today: 6:30 am

28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Zzzzzzz....tired

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: waiting answer from sumone

30. Last time you saw your Mother: oh dear...december last year :(

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I ask it from God, Let Him decide..

32. What are you listening to right now: Da buzyest in da ofis

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: forgot oledi

34. What's getting on your nerves right now: asking sumone with 2 question...

35. Most visited webpage: my blog...

36. Whats your real name: Alex Step

37. Nicknames: Lex, Wihah

38. Relationship Status: like flying without wing

39. Zodiac sign: Virgo

40. Male or female?: Male

41. Elementary?: SRB St. Edmund

42. Middle School?: SMK Limbang

43. High school/college/university?: Uitm Semariang/Samarahan / UNITAR

44. Hair colour: black

45. Long or short: Really short

46. Height: 160cm maybe...hehehehe can't remember

47. Do you have a crush on someone? : was and otw

48: What do you like about yourself?: when thinking too much

49. Piercings: neva

50. Tattoos: none

51. Righty or lefty: righty

FIRSTS :

52. First surgery: neva

53. First piercing: neva

54. First best friend: Desmond

55. First sport you joined: trek dan balapan.

56. First vacation: Bakul waterfall...almost drawn?!

58. First pair of trainers: Hmmmm...form 1 i think

RIGHT NOW

59. Eating: lom makan..diet.

Drinking: iced lemon tea

61. I'm about to: angry to sumone

62. Listening to: people talking

63. Waiting on: 5.30pm..mok balit

YOUR FUTURE :

64. Want kids?: mustilah...

65. Get Married?: yup...but dunno when?!!!

66. Career?: hard to predict nowadays

WHICH IS BETTER :

67. Lips or eyes: both

68. Hugs or kisses: a combination of both..perfection

69. Shorter or taller: taller

70. Older or Younger: mature

71. Romantic or spontaneous: nice romantic!

72. Nice stomach or nice arms: nice arms

73. Sensitive or loud: sensitive

74. Hook-up or relationship: serious committed

75. Trouble maker or hesitant: lil bit of cheekiness wont harm

HAVE YOU EVER :

76. Kissed a stranger: waiseh?!gilo apo

77. Drank hard liquor: really nice one!!!

78. Lost glasses/contacts: still clear since baby

79. Sex on first date: wow...still a good person :)

80. Broken someone's heart: hopefully i can rewind it....

82. Been arrested: still a good person

83. Turned someone down: yesss...knew will hurts them

84. Cried when someone died: Alo...manusia ma

85. Fallen for a friend?: used to

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself: Hell yeahh

87. Miracles: sumtime..but believe in faith

88. Love at first sight: wish still have dat feeling again...

89. Heaven: truelly..in God will

90. Santa Claus: wish he will me a house n.....?!

91. Kiss on the first date: hmmmm....did i????

92. Angels: strongly believe

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: once

95. Did you sing today?: with Hitz FM

96. Ever cheated on somebody?: yesss...not for me but for their own good

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: to fix da things i done wrong to her....

98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be?: trully...on each day...i wish can fix everything...coz i want it to be perfect for tis year..

99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: hehehe...da best feeling will never miss ever...

100. Posting this as 100 truths?: Hell yeahhhh...finally!!!!!

Finally...i done it indai wai...

now my turn...

no forcing and not juz for fun but u will smile when do tis

its about u, get to know about urself....

and u know wat u do best or not....ait...

1. Bro JD...try it

2. Pok Chel...ezy for u rite...

3. Roydee...discover true u...

4. Princess...u kinda bze lately but try k...
5. Fahanaz...sound funny but try k...

6. Pink Ribbon...mayb tis can help u...

7. Dazeree...u too kinda bze, by do tis mayb can relax u...

The Sensitives

I still owe some entry...

Futsal, pandan, payang and some March activities...plus April and May

Oh yea...psychopath test as i promised...thanks for remind me, my psychologist wannabe

Try to make it before April but....twister comes from nowhere...

and suddenly....there it was...my bad entry for april...

not a good start ait...

luckily no one make a FOOL APRIL at me...

But i did to someone...hehehe...

orais...actually i found something....

coz i alwaz seen this so juz to share to my "pok" fren...

something juz for share

Sensitivity should have no part in me

The sensitives are mashed down and used up

Oh how easy a careless word or thought

Can devour

The little seed of confidence newly planted

The tiny baby shoots

Self esteem

That has persistently persisted

Pushing through the dry

And desecrated earth

Have now withered and died

The sensitive heart is shrivelled

The blood of vitality

Dried up

The vessels, veins and arteries

Friendship

Have all constricted

All that remains

Are dust

Ashes to ashes

Dust to dust

Life begins

But ends unexpected

With a whiff

Has diminished

To stale vapour

All because of heightened sensitivity

Thoughts and ideas

Suffocate

In the throat

No more can differing opinions be broadcasted

The tongue is parched

The fruit of knowledge is scarce

The sustenance of life

The pure water of creativity

Has been replaced with vanity

And politically correct speech

No longer will the thirst of curiosity

Be quenched

The Sensitives

Fear confrontation

And are found in the dark corners

Of forgotten rooms

Among desolation and hopelessness

Afraid to speak out

In their God giving tongues

Accepting wrong for right

Instead of truth

The enemy has won

Before the fight even commence

The retreat is signalled

The Battle lost

The fallen and dead are left to the rodents and scavengers

The rest are begging for a quick end

But none can be found

Love and compassion

Now

Non-existent

All is lost

Bitter laughter resonates

The sensitives’ heads are bowed

In pure shame

By ALS Simmons

What You Had Done In Return

Seorang anak mendapatkan ibunya yang sedang sibuk menyediakan makan malam di dapur lalu menghulurkan sekeping kertas yang bertulis sesuatu. Si ibu segera mengesatkan tangan di apron menyambut kertas yang dihulurkan oleh si anak lalu membacanya.

Kos upah membantu ibu:

1) Tolong pergi kedai : RM4.00

2) Tolong jaga adik : RM4..00

3) Tolong buang sampah : RM1.00

4) Tolong kemas bilik : RM2.00

5) Tolong siram bunga : RM3.00

6) Tolong sapu sampah : RM3.00

Jumlah : RM17.00

Selesai membaca, si ibu tersenyum memandang si anak sambil sesuatu berlegar-legar si mindanya. Si ibu mencapai sebatang pen dan menulis sesuatu di belakang kertas yang sama.

1) Kos mengandungkanmu selama 9 bulan - PERCUMA

2) Kos berjaga malam kerana menjagamu - PERCUMA

3) Kos air mata yang menitis keranamu - PERCUMA

4) Kos kerunsingan kerana bimbangkanmu - PERCUMA

5) Kos menyediakan makan minum, pakaian, dan keperluanmu -PERCUMA

Jumlah Keseluruhan Nilai Kasihku - PERCUMA

Air mata si anak berlinang setelah membaca apa yang dituliskan oleh si ibu. Si anak menatap wajah ibu,memeluknya dan berkata,

"Saya Sayangkan Ibu". Kemudian si anak mengambil pen dan menulis "Telah Dibayar" pada mukasurat yang sama ditulisnya.

Happy Mother's Day Mom....
You gave me a light in my life...
Will never forget of ur sacrifice...
May God Bless You...

Mom...I Love U...

Orang kata aku lahir dari perut mak..

(bukan org kata...memang betul)

Bila dahaga, yang susukan aku....mak

Bila lapar, yang suapkan aku.....mak

Bila keseorangan, yang sentiasa di sampingku....mak

Kata mak, perkataan pertama yang aku sebut....Mak

Bila bangun tidur, aku cari....mak

Bila nangis, orang pertama yang datang....mak

Bila nak bermanja, aku dekati....mak

Bila nak bergesel, aku duduk sebelah....mak

Bila sedih, yang boleh memujukku hanya.....mak

Bila nakal, yang memarahi aku....mak

Bila merajuk, yang memujukku cuma....mak

Bila melakukan kesalahan, yang paling cepat marah....mak

Bila takut, yang tenangkan aku....mak

Bila nak peluk, yang aku suka peluk....mak

Aku selalu teringatkan ....mak

Bila sedih, aku mesti talipon....mak

Bila seronok, orang pertama aku nak beritahu.....mak

Bila bengang.. aku suka luah pada...mak

Bila takut, aku selalu panggil... "mmaaakkkk! "

Bila sakit, orang paling risau adalah....mak

Bila nak exam, orang paling sibuk juga....mak

Bila buat hal, yang marah aku dulu....mak

Bila ada masalah, yang paling risau....mak

Yang masih peluk dan cium aku sampai hari ni..mak

Yang selalu masak makanan kegemaranku....mak

kalau balik ke kampung, yang selalu bekalkan ulam & lauk pauk.....mak

Yang selalu simpan dan kemaskan barang-barang aku....mak

Yang selalu berleter kat aku...mak

Yang selalu puji aku....mak

Yang selalu nasihat aku....mak

Bila nak kahwin..Orang pertama aku tunjuk dan rujuk......mak

Aku ada pasangan hidup sendiri....

Bila seronok, aku cari....pasanganku

Bila sedih, aku cari....mak

Bila berjaya, aku ceritakan pada....pasanganku

Bila gagal, aku ceritakan pada....mak

Bila bahagia, aku peluk erat....pasanganku

Bila berduka, aku peluk erat....emakku

Bila nak bercuti, aku bawa....pasanganku

Bila sibuk, aku hantar anak ke rumah.....mak

Bila sambut valentine.. Aku bagi hadiah pada pasanganku

Bila sambut hari ibu...aku cuma dapat ucapkan “Selamat Hari Ibu”

Selalu.. aku ingat pasanganku

Selalu.. mak ingat kat aku

Bila-bila... aku akan talipon pasanganku

Entah bila.... aku nak talipon mak

Selalu...aku belikan hadiah untuk pasanganku

Entah bila... aku nak belikan hadiah untuk emak

Renungkan:

"Kalau kau sudah habis belajar dan berkerja... bolehkah kau kirim wang untuk mak?

mak bukan nak banyak... lima puluh ringgit sebulan pun cukuplah".

Berderai air mata jika kita mendengarnya. .......

Tapi kalau mak sudah tiada..........

MAKKKKK...RINDU MAK.... RINDU SANGAT....

Berapa ramai yang sanggup menyuapkan ibunya....

berapa ramai yang sanggup mencuci muntah ibunya......

berapa ramai yang sanggup mengantikan lampin ibunya.....

berapa ramai yang sanggup membersihkan najis ibunya......

berapa ramai yang sanggup membuang ulat dan membersihkan luka kudis ibunya.....

berapa ramai yang sanggup berhenti kerja untuk menjaga ibunya......

dan akhir sekali berapa ramai yang sembahyang JENAZAH ibunya......